Manchester City want away Carlos Tevez has refused to be suspended causing uproar around the football world. City boss Roberto Mancini told the former Manchester United star of his ban in a private meeting to which the Argentinian shook his head angrily before turning to punch Pablo Zabaleta. Tevez later released a press statement saying ‘I didn’t refuse to be suspended. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some training to do; big match Saturday.’
Evil supervillain and owner of Tevez, Kia Joorabchian also told the media ‘money, money money, it’s so funny, in a rich man’s world!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahah, all the things I can do. Now I have a lot of money, it’s so funny, in my rich man’s world.’
The Manchester club are now considering legal avenues to take over the Tevez affair with a City spokesman claiming ‘we’ve looked into his contract and unfortunately pretty much all of it is another stipulation saying we owe Carlos much more money. He’s already crept up to £300,000 a week but apparently we promised him some mermaids to rub his feet every Friday as well. So that changes things.’